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Tweak says, "Can't touch this"

erintoire (1:48:54 AM): no but i thought i'd have her get pregnant by a vampire and have his baby eat its way out of her uterus

meganeddy (1:49:27 AM): ooh, that's clever. I think teddy would at that point suggest they both jump off of a rooftop

meganeddy (1:49:34 AM): hmm that reminds me of a book, too

erintoire (1:50:00 AM): (i use as many twilight references in as many ridiculous ways as i can to amuse myself)

meganeddy (1:50:50 AM): so then victoire will be a vamp, marry her vampire baby daddy, and then teddy'll just be stuck with the half-vamp child?

erintoire (1:51:43 AM): no, half-vamp kid will grow really quickly and fall in love with a werewolf and everything will be okay

meganeddy (1:51:59 AM): and teddy will just stand there going wtf then?

erintoire (1:52:08 AM): yeah pretty much

meganeddy (1:52:24 AM): maybe he'll write a book about it

meganeddy (1:52:35 AM): and set it in america

erintoire (1:53:00 AM): under a female psyeudomyn, yes

erintoire (1:53:24 AM): he'll pretend to be a girl for the rest of his life!

meganeddy (1:53:36 AM): yes! and move into the desert

meganeddy (1:53:43 AM): and claim he was always there

meganeddy (1:53:47 AM): or she, I should say

meganeddy (1:54:17 AM): he/she'll be famoussss

erintoire (1:54:31 AM): yeah famous for bad writing

meganeddy (1:54:40 AM): and he'll be quite proud of that

meganeddy (1:54:53 AM): since it'll be exactly what victoire and her vampire baby daddy deserve

erintoire (1:54:56 AM): damn you victoire, YOU STARTED TWILIGHT

meganeddy (1:55:05 AM): THAT WHORING BITCH