OKAY I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW, REALLY SERIOUSLY SO I JUST IDK IT'S CRAZY AND MAD AND IDK AND IDK Aksfnkndsgvknklsdvb;lsmvlnsmdg Okay, okay okay okay okay OKAY EVERYTHING IS OKAY OKAY. BREATHING NOW BREATHING.

IN EXPLANATION;

My dog bit my mother, and IDK WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Basically, what happened was that she just reached down to pet him and he went FUCKING PSYCHO ON HER. NO REASON. NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER. My mother has always been nothing but NICE to him, we've had him for YEARS and the idea that he could do this is fucking INSANE and I am totally freaking out right now and I, personally, don't like the look of the wounds, considering my mother's general health. I don't know, she looks better now, but I DON'T KNOW.

When I got the call from my dad, I was sitting with Diane and Patricia in a doctor's office, and I was like "Why is daddy calling?" and for some mad reason I was thinking library books or food, but then he told me he was at home, and I was scared to death that Scooby had bitten my itty bitty kitty Merlin, I NEVER EFFING EXPECTED THIS WHAT THE HELL.

Stop the world, plz. I want off.