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new moon trailer cap!spam
Some commentary and caps from the New Moon trailer, because I just had to say a few things. I just HAD to.




NEW MOON TRAILER CAP!SPAM.


FIRST THINGS FIRST; Pretty blue place! Pretty pretty. They better go there in the movie.


Am I the only one who honestly doesn't care about Bella/Edward's romance ~dramas~? I DO NOT CARE. MOVE ON, FIGHT SOMETHING, STOP BEING KISSY, AND TRYING TO BE ALL ~DRAMATIC~.


ALICE. ALICE. ALICEALICEALICE. I love Alice. I hope she drives the Yellow Porsche like she did in the book.


This cake looks like plastic! Where's the big sheet cakes? Who eats cakes like wedding ones? AND NO CANDLES! What insane world is this?!


"Ow, a papercut."
AND BLOOD DRIPS DRAMATICALLY ONTO CHEAP LOOKING CARPETING THAT THE CULLENS ARE MUCH TOO RICH TO OWN.


AND JASPER RUSHES TO DO WHATEVER. My question is why was he standing so far away in the first place? And, why is no one else closer to him REACTING? Also: GET HER JASPER, KILL HER AND END THE MISERY.


Football slam! ELLE OH ELLE, Edward's face.


FWOOSH! Notably, still no one reacts much, and no one is looking at the man FLYING across the room.


I wish Bella would say, right here, "OW, what the fuck man! THROW ME INTO THE TABLE WITH GLASS VASES, yeah that's safer than a scrawny vampire! Totally not dangerous! LET'S JUST MAKE MY ARM BLEED SOMEMORE, SEE IF THAT HELPS." Also, that's an EPIC slashed arm.


Edward's face looks so distressed, I laughed. I just... I don't even know. Something is wrong with this man and his face, honestly.


... decide to join the circus, Edward?


Aw, Bella. GO HOME. EAT A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM, AND GET OVER IT. Dear lord. "My boyfriend just left me, so I think I'll just lie down here in the woods and cry for a while since I have no life beyond Edward."


THIS IS A VAMPIRE. RIGHT HERE, THIS IS A VAMPIRE. No pasty makeup. Just scary eyes and badassery.


KStew is pretty. I love how her hair looks here.


JACOB. SHIRTLESS. OMG YUS. YES YES, ABSOLUTE YES. THIS IS SO EXCELLENT. :D BEST PART OF THIS TRAILER, HONESTLY.


Wait. Is this supposed to be Jacob's house, which ever so conveniently is RIGHT NEAR where Bella is about to be attacked? OR is it Bella's house, maybe? Either way, nice house.


FLYING WOLF MAN GOES FWOOOOOOSH!
"Run Jacob!"
*Jacob runs towards the danger and has a FURSPLODE moment as he FLIES though the air*


In action, in the trailer, this wolf looked lame, cheap, and I thought it had green eyes for a moment. But! It looks better when not moving, in cap-still form. WOLF, though. I LOVE WOLVES. ALMOST AS MUCH AS KITTENS.


Most epic part of the trailer, in second only to the previous scene. Pretty lights!


OVERALL, I have to say I was disappointed. It felt like it was meant to come off as DRAMATIC, HARD-HITTING, and filled with TENSION, but all I got through most of it was BORING, and I was waiting for something to HAPPEN, and have some epic music or something. BUT NO. It was very bleh. EXCEPT, the last bit with Bella and Dreadlocks built some tension, and then was well finished with Fursploding!Jacob. I give it three stars, and I hope the movie itself is more exciting, lolarious, and epic than this.

BUT SHIRTLESS JACOB FOR THE WIN, RIGHT?!