FIRST OFF, JESSI WINS SO MUCH, SRSLY.

Anyway.

Breaking Dawn.

UNLIKE THE QUOTE ICONNERS AT LJ, I loved it. I srsly think it was a lot better than the others. I'm not sure if that was because it was any less cracky, but I figure it was because it was even more cracky. More, because what happened is, in spirit, EXACTLY what I wanted to happen in my cracky daydreams. No lie.

And Bella, whom I previously hated, in my opinion didn't suck so much as before being a vampire. I think it made her a lot less whiny. Or maybe it's because of Nessie she changed to non-suckage. Finally it wasn't JUST BellaEdwardBellaEdwardBellaohnoI'mgonnadie!EdwardBellaOMGEDWARDMIGHTDIE! but added someone else for her to give a real shit about.

And Nessie. I don't care how much of a damn MS she is, I love her. HOW CAN YOU NOT? SHE IS A HUMANISH VAMPIRE OF SWEET PRODIGY WITH THE BEST HAIR AND INNOCENCE EVER.

And Jacob!P.O.V.. LOL JACOB. HOW I LOVE THEE EVEN MORE. And FINALLY he's over stupid Bella! NESSIE IS SO MUCH BETTER, MORE WHAT HE DESERVES. And his part of the book. Omg, just even the titles killed me with funny. And he is just so sarcastic and such a joker.

Edward... still sucks. Maybe a bit less, but not really. He's still an ass and child molester, I say.

Rosalie, lol, man. JEEZ GIRL. WAY TO BE A BITCH.

And Charlie, aw. POOR GUY.

THERE IS ONE BIG COMPLAINT I HAVE THO: NEEDS. MOAR. ALICE. I mean, dude. Where the freck was she for, like, 750 PAGES? Just at the end and beginning, and, like, two scenes in between. WHY DID THAT STUPID AUTHOR BITCH DO THAT. SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT ALICE IS A HUGE FAVOURITE AMONG PEOPLE. YOU DON'T JUST CUT HER OUT LIKE THAT, MAN. I kind of want to send Meyer an e-mail DEMANDING a book just about Alice. Like about before the Cullens, and while she was off finding the other half-breed or something. SHE DESERVES IT.

And also, a sort-of complaint: ISN'T IT TECHNICALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR VAMPS TO GET HARD LET ALONE IMPREGNATE WOMEN? DON'T MEN NEED LIKE PULSING BLOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE? I COULD HAVE SWORN I'D READ THAT SOMEWHERE.

And let's see. OH YEAH. THIS CANNOT BE THE FUCKING END. NO WAY. COME ON. WHAT ABOUT THE VOLTURI? NO FUCKING WAY IS SHE GOING TO JUST LET US BELIEVE THAT THEY WENT OFF AND THAT THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO TRY TO TOUCH THE CULLENS AND THEIR ALLIES. WE ALL KNOW THEY WON'T. DON'T TRY AND TELL ME MEYER DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER BOOK IN PROGRESS ABOUT JUST THAT. DUDE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT EDWARD AND BELLA'S "HAPPILY EVER AFTER". I WANT TO KNOW HOW NESSIE GROWS UP AND HOW THE CULLENS & CO. ARE GOING TO FACE THE VOLTURI FOR AN OVERTHROWING LIKE THE ROMANIANS WANTED. COME ON.

So. Besides Meyer being on crack, and the book having some holes that pissed me off, I LIKED IT. I REALLY DID.