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[13 May 2012|03:48am] |
Give me something to draw and I will draw it for you and either a) scan it or b) it'll be done by mouse. WARNING: DRAWING SKILLS ARE QUESTIONABLE, AS ARE MY PHOTOSHOP PAINTING SKILLS.
ALSO I WOULD STILL LIKE TO DO THAT SILLY VIDMEME, if you feel like going back an entry and asking things. And if you ever want video of small kittens being cute. :|
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[11 May 2012|03:25pm] |
ask me questions/to do things/opinions/etcetc and i will answer them in a video 90% of the reason I'm going for video is because I have two kittens with which to illustrate my points and otherwise distract from my lack of video charisma. YES, TWO. I present another episode of My Life is Cats:
Previously, I found a kitten under my house. That kitten is named Annie, is apparently a boy, and actually Annie now has a HOME lined up. jdjsncjds As soon as she's able to eat on her own, which is estimated a week or so away, she's going to live with a lady who apparently does the scheduling at old lady neighbour's old lady caregiver's caregiver workplace. Also Annie has gotten a lot bigger why have I not been taking pictures.
And in the last episode, everything was rather sad so onto today:
So I was called over to my neighbour's for hamburgers and fries and after an hour of dawdling I was going to make my way over the pool ladder that's over the fence between our yards (... yes I'm serious) but I had heard the mews of a kitten from the bathroom and of course had to check it out.
And there was a baby kitten in the defunct air conditioner / heating thing I don't know how did it even get in there what the hell. NO, REALLY, how do these kittens end up in these places they shouldn't be able to get to when they don't even have their eyes open? Annie's finders spot was in an area under my house that was used as a doghouse as in it's walled off from the rest of the underside of the house and the cats have to jump through a hole above the walls to use it as a doorway, basically. And so Annie's mother would have had to most likely purposely put her there. And then I don't even know how Ginger the baby kitten got in the defunct air conditioner (or heater, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, it's old and hasn't been used in many years) that's only opening is on the top and is small and I had to break apart more of the plastic and then use a stick to pull the kitty closer so I could reach it in the deep dirty hole of it my life you guys.
Anyway Annie and Ginger are chilling in a box and you should ask me questions and tomorrow or whenever I'll answer them while holding kittens. THAT IS ALL.
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[09 May 2012|02:22pm] |
KITTEN ORPHANAGE IS NOW KITTEN HOSPITAL kjnskjdn :| Annie the Baby (who we now think is a boy) is fine and growing and etc, but we now have a second kitten who is a lot less fine.
The guy who was cleaning the air conditioner at my neighbour's heard / saw a kitten under the porch steps so old lady neighbour called me over and I looked and I could hear a kitten that was clearly under the house and thus hopefully okay but then I went back out and went around to a different angle and found a kitty that was not the cry-y one but was 100 times more sad-- I ALMOST MISTOOK IT FOR A DUST BUNNY, BASICALLY, and I was afraid that it's lack of movement meant it was dead, but thankfully for her I crawled under the porch (when my life isn't cats, it's crawling under things for cats) and got her.
Aaaaand basically the fur on her back was matted with blood / dirt and she had puncture wounds on her back big enough I could see under the skin. :| She wasn't bleeding anymore thankfully, so we cleaned her up and made her eat and I hope she'll be all right but really our KITTY HOSPITAL survival rates have never been high-- THOUGH we've never dealt with a kitty with wounds like these, most wounded cats we've ended up finding have the sort of wounds that don't heal. SO I'M JUST CROSSING MY PAWS THAT IT'LL BE OKAY.
SO now I'm babysitting Annie at my house while old lady neighbour focuses on the little baby. This kitten is a different litter since she's smaller / her eyes haven't started opening yet, so that makes three confirmed litters between our two houses (kjsanfjsd CATS).
/this has been an episode of Megan's Life Of Cats
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[02 May 2012|05:47pm] |
I turned into a ZOMBIE yesterday after lack of sleep and a constant mewing IN MY HEAD since little kitten was far away. BETTER TODAY, but have not eaten a meal in two days which is unfortunate. :| I mean me. KITTY EATS FINE, MOSTLY.
FINE, KITTY PICTURES
( my life is cats for real though )
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[30 Apr 2012|04:35pm] |
This morning, I was awoken by my mother WHICH BASICALLY NEVER HAPPENS, I don't think she's come near my room in like a year (it was blocked off by boxes for a long time / she doesn't get around very well) because BABY KITTEN.
To explain: A LONG TIME AGO, there were few cats in this area, but then years ago there came along Charlie (who was technically my cat / was once named Bella) who was a big black cat with extra toes and who was awesome. He is the ancestor to I'd say at least 90% of the Cat Horde that now lives between my house, my neighbour's, and in the general vicinity. (Hers has an air conditioning leak, but mine has no dogs and we both put out food so basically we're Kitty Central.)
ANYWAY, so every year there are more kittens. These last few years have been good-- at least as far as "well at least we're not having to take care of them" goes, because we've had to take care of litters of kittens (and puppies) without mothers before. But not since, like, 2009-- which was my cat Merlin's litter.
So basically there's a baby kitten over at my neighbour's and we have to feed it every few hours and stuff. :| AT LEAST IT'S JUST ONE. /my life is basically cats I guess
IN BETTER NEWS, I'm back on my proper computer at a new shiny desk and in a new chair SO THAT'S NICE.
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| the grand collection of flipped quotes, volume one |
[30 Apr 2012|02:01am] |
SUSAN BONES " That must feel like some bizarre mashup of Teen Mom and I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
TEDDY LUPIN "DOES THIS MEAN MY JOURNAL IS A BOMB SHOULD I BE CONCERNED" "DID I MENTION THAT I RODE A POLAR BEAR?" "NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY" "SIGN YOUR NAME IN BLOOD AND OR CHOCOLATE HERE, IN A BLOOD CANDY PACT"
"are you sure we're not sleeping? this [...] it's candy and people are alive again, certainly sounds like a dream we'd have."
"Maybe he went to check out, uh, Candy Mountain?" "hold this", she says. "just for a moment", she says. THEN SHE COUNTED AND NOW I JUST TRIED TO TAKE A BITE OF A CHOCOLATE BAR AND IT WEEPED SILENT TEARS OF SOUL CRUSHEDNESS" "Did you just sass me in the third person?"
LUCY WEASLEY "Dolled up to the nines, the girls' hair looked fine, like { ... } dreams caught up in curls?."
MOLLY WEASLEY II "The inevitable happened then, as the quill scratched across the paper: I wrote like I spoke-- I walked the walk, talked the talk. I was a real live one, now."
VICTOIRE WEASLEY "My husband said it might be my mouth soul and come to life and { ... } okay my husband is a nerd, nevermind." "Maybe when morning came he'd be able to see the black-and-white candyland, sinister in its saccharine sweetness. The gumdrop mountain still glistened in the colourless panorama, the sugar dust sparkling diamond white." "Some people, she thought, were just impossible nerds."
" What, she wondered, was her husband's fascination with all the myriad ways she could die?"
CONVERSATIONS teddy: "If we can find a cupcake tree, then I'm sure it'd be no big deal to find a crepe tree. [...] Man, I hope they're in season." victoire: " What season would crepes even be ripe in??" teddy: "The French one." victoire: " That's not a SEASON." teddy: "Or is it?"
OOC megan: "victoire is a sass elemental, basically" |
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